What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

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A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

What are the legal obligations of a new homeowner if the previous owner leaves furniture in the house after moving out?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?